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Advice for these parents in 3 words! #parenting #advice pic.twitter.com/PKWIwILg3u
— Martin Lawrence (@realmartymar) June 18, 2021
Just told the boys whoever eats the most vegetables will grow up to be the tallest brother and it worked like a charm #parenting
— Lauren Nolan (@Moonfacemum) June 18, 2021
For all the parents out there. #parenting #kids #thestruggleisreal pic.twitter.com/bJBAvvcbtr
— Tim Skiles (@MrSkimTiles) June 17, 2021
https://twitter.com/GaoneTlhong/status/1405929809348378626?s=20
https://twitter.com/CheekyChompers/status/1406322919152754688?s=20
Me: Hey little dude, you wanna hot dog?
— Doc. Meehan (@Reviewer_No_2) June 12, 2021
3: No. Something colder.
Me: How about a warm dog?
3: YEAH!!!!
#parenting
Parenting….. awesome visual #parenting #dostufff #cookdinner #dontdie pic.twitter.com/Gz8wxooW8u
— Terry Thorp (@terrye_thorp) June 18, 2021
In #parenting today:
— Satyajeet Salgar (@salgar) June 19, 2021
The 7yo: “Football is my fifth favorite sport.”
Me: “American football?”
Him: “Yes, but I just call it football since I’m American… and we don’t need to explain things like that.”#sigh
Why? because science that's why!#mom #dad #dadlife #momlife #love #family #motherhood #fatherhood #marriage #coparenting #happy #babygirl #instagood #momsofinstagram #dadsofinstagram #bonusdad #bonuschildren #parenting #instagram #momblogger #blendedfamily #interracialfamily pic.twitter.com/gja2Nigtrn
— It Goes Down in the PM (@ItGoDowninthePM) June 10, 2021
https://twitter.com/AmyThunig/status/1404745912346300418
https://twitter.com/jen_macgregor/status/1404051304712900612
https://twitter.com/OhioMomoftwo/status/1404832497251368971
One day you think you've got parenting figured out, the next you're searching Amazon for a backpack with a leash.
— Courtney Stephenson (@AggieGirlCES) June 14, 2021
https://twitter.com/DanHarland/status/1404985008079654920
I always though a great subtitle for a parenting book would be ‘It only gets worse’! You have to have a sense of humor about this journey. Kids are too expensive to not provide entertainment 😂
— beth mikos 🤗FSD beta🤗 (@bethmikos) June 13, 2021
First day of school vacation and my kids thought 6am was a great time to practice howling. It’s going to be a long #summer #momlife #parenting #boymom
— jacks 💟 (@Jaxstar13) June 16, 2021
One of the greatest "level up" moments in parenting is when your children can bathe independently. I'm 75% there, and it feels GREAT. #MomLife pic.twitter.com/E7CdryQDrr
— Andrea Green Burton (@ALGauthor) June 13, 2021
New Funniest Parenting Tweets from Last Week 6/13-6/19 was last modified: June 19th, 2021 by Keira Adams
https://twitter.com/Fibutton/status/1395984909399994369?s=20
This is my second child on her second day on this earth- 6 years later, I now realise this was a sign of things to come. #parenting pic.twitter.com/4UwVVn4nQG
— Gemma Duggan 💙 (@HousingGemma) May 20, 2021
Me nagging my 5 year old to eat his dinner.
— mummarushi (@arushiithakur) May 21, 2021
Him: Alright alright ..you don’t have to be so bossy!
Me: I’m not bossy, I’m just telling you what to do.
Him: Well, that’s exactly what being bossy is!
🤭#parenting pic.twitter.com/bqxi5nubF0
I love you guys but OMG! #parenting #momlife pic.twitter.com/3Cja8HBTT0
— Magda T.💖🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇱 (@MamaMags513) May 15, 2021
When it’s time for a walk but you wanna watch the hockey… #parenting 🧑🍼🏑 pic.twitter.com/9V3bIVNwPz
— Alan Good (@agoodcoach) May 16, 2021
Me: asks 6yo and 8yo to tidy up ( in an entirely reasonable fashion)
— Jenny Ireland (@IdreamofNarnia) May 19, 2021
8yo: you need to calm down LITTLE J
😱#parenting #WednesdayThought pic.twitter.com/SAmfrBu9zP
Today this ball of hair turns 8. Just as demanding but seems to have added taking the piss to her repertoire .. mostly out of me #parenting #SaturdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/ITBnG6tKE8
— Jenny Ireland (@IdreamofNarnia) May 15, 2021
When you have morning meetings but forgot to charge your kids' tablets last night. #WFH #parenting #FAIL 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/NTj3bZ44oT
— Alberto 🇲🇽⚽️ (@RickHunter7) May 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/Isabel_hunt710/status/1395738662197989386?s=20
He found my stickers repository. 😐😅 #parenting pic.twitter.com/Mgvrm0u5hm
— Mahesh Chikane (@maheshchikane7) May 16, 2021
My son 😂🤣🤦🏻♂️🤣#kids #parenting pic.twitter.com/UCaT8xNF1D
— Jake from Failed State Farm™ (@LassoThaMoon) May 20, 2021
Best way ever to get the kids attention. Make sure you also have a biscuit with you if you need a really quick response! 😅#parenting pic.twitter.com/770bcOAXqb
— Zip Us In (@zipusin) May 20, 2021
Nothing hits harder than “wheels on the bus” 15 times in a row before 7am. #parenting pic.twitter.com/WiGG673a8C
— ⳩ Christopher Saul (@850Saul) May 19, 2021
slightly disastrous combo in our house this pm: daughter's first playdate for months (hyper excitement, squealing), dog on crate rest wanting to join in (barking), husband doing big funder meeting on Zoom (shhhh), me not officially working but doing so anyway (hiding) #parenting
— Sophie Livingstone (@LivingstoneSoph) May 20, 2021
When your preschooler knows you are forgetful so she writes you a note to remind you to “go to the pharmacy”. #parenting pic.twitter.com/jUwkvQK4V6
— Jordan Engle (@mrjengle) May 14, 2021
https://twitter.com/MissAngSays/status/1394466910868103171?s=20
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