I asked my 17-year-old to clean the disaster-area that is his room.
— Lee Rose (@thisLeeRose) June 11, 2021
He asked "How clean does it have to be?"
I said "It needs to be bringing-your-girlfriend-home-with-her-consent-for-the-first-time-Marvin-Gaye-Let's-Get-it-On-level clean."
"Oh shit, that clean?" #Parenting pic.twitter.com/ZtryJD6pkq
A quick limerick after skating round the bath when I had a shower this evening! #parenting #dadlife pic.twitter.com/a5QsCHpFuh
— astonespoetry (@astonespoetry) June 9, 2021
My 6 year old son woke me because he wants to watch Jurassic Park, "but it's too scrary to watch by myself"… guess where I am, at 6.30am on a bank holiday Sunday? 🙄 #parenting #BankHolidayWeekend pic.twitter.com/e1dc2coyjg
— Paul O'Connell (@PaulEOC) June 6, 2021
Portrait of papa as per my 3 year old.
— DadLife (@learningdaddy) June 6, 2021
This is how I look to him ! #Parenting #Dadlife pic.twitter.com/XiSHkDmPVT
Ahh…the joys of #parenting.
— Matthew Ridenhour (@mridenhour) June 11, 2021
"But you said…!!!" pic.twitter.com/fgkzQ2OQ5Y
The TV is soooooo less messy 😬 #parenting pic.twitter.com/wvWFgESBM9
— Victoria Oliver (@VOliver123) June 5, 2021
Our 4 y/o has taken to inserting his shoes INTO my shoes and it’s one part “oh that’s incredibly sweet” and another that’s “oh super gross”. Pretty much summarizes my experience of #parenting little ones. pic.twitter.com/VcUqUtLhkR
— Adam Stern, MD (@AdamPhilipStern) June 9, 2021
Parenting should come with free hazmat suits. #Parents #parenting #yuck pic.twitter.com/5sPt912UTK
— Cassie (she/hers) (@cassie_walizer) June 10, 2021
Live shot of my futile attempts to stop lil homie from super-soaking a 6 ft radius around the changing table today… #babyboy #sleepydadtweets #dadlife #dadsoftwitter #parenting pic.twitter.com/TyxgrOj5B2
— Sleepy Dad Tweets (@SleepyDadTweets) June 7, 2021
turns out a big part of parenting is asking kids to please stop making certain horrible sounds
— Rumaan Alam (@Rumaan) June 11, 2021
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